if your rhythm ever falls out of time

I think it's hilarious when a fic author summarizes something as "gratuitous hand!porn" or "massage!porn, with no redeeming value..."

WHEN IT'S RATED PG13 FOR THE FACT THAT THERE IS, IN FACT, NO PORN IN IT. LOL


porn

n. pornography

adj. pornographic

porn'y adj.

noun
creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire [syn: pornography]


por·nog·ra·phy [pawr-nog-ruh-fee]

noun
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material.


ALSO. How to say "pornography" in a ton of languages? Sure, OK, I'll tell you.

Arabic: خَلاعِيَّه
Chinese (Simplified): 色情文学， 色情描写
Chinese (Traditional): 色情文學， 色情描寫
Czech: pornografie
Danish: pornografi
Dutch: pornografie
Estonian: pornograafia
Finnish: pornografia
French: pornographie
German: die Pornographie
Greek: πορνογραφία
Hungarian: pornográfia
Icelandic: klám
Indonesian: pornografi
Italian: pornografia
Japanese: ポルノ
Korean: 호색 문학, 춘화
Latvian: pornogrāfija
Lithuanian: pornografija
Norwegian: pornografi
Polish: pornografia
Portuguese (Brazil): pornografia
Portuguese (Portugal): pornografia
Romanian: pornografie
Russian: порнография
Slovak: pornografia
Slovenian: pornografija
Spanish: pornografía
Swedish: pornografi
Turkish: pornografi

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