When i like working, it's because of other people.

[strokeof_genie]

We have pretty girls as waitstaff, and some of them aren't as smart as they are pretty. They were complaining about how heavy the passed dessert plates were (they weigh, like, a pound, probably less), and one of them says, "I can't hardly lift it! I think I'm getting Tourrettes from lifting these plates!"

YES. I'M SURE.

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[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

Maybe she's just cleverly setting up an excuse for when she screams "SHIT! SHITFUCK! BASTARD!" at a customer.

[strokeof-genie.livejournal.com]

That would have been pretty amazing, I'm not gonna lie.